i really thought i had made some friends here,,, i might leave… :(

prismbattery: lakelez: prismbattery: @lakelez threatened to unfollow for kin drama:/ you said i couldn’t be creeper from minecraft kin because i didn’t start playing until last month? in my kin creeper wasn’t in minecraft! fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fake fucking minecraft fan  PEOPLE WHO PLAY ON CREATIVE MODE ONLY ARE VALID DONT SHAME PEOPLE!!!

nintendovibes:

swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: Based on extensive research (my own infallible opinion) I would like to present the ten lesbian fashion criteria: 1. Hated by men. 2. Looks like you stole it from your dad. 3. You did steal it from your dad. 4. Reminiscent of either a cowboy, lumberjack, pirate, vampire and/or rich lady whose husband just died in mysterious circumstances. 5. Colourful. 6. Layers. 7. Patterned. Is it plaid? Striped? Covered in loads of tiny pictures? That’s gay. 8. Critically dependent on some kind of accessory. 9. Simultaneously practical and sexy. 10. Incorporates at least 2/3 of the key lesbian textiles (denim, flannel and leather). Lesbian outfits are ranked by percentage based on how many of these they fulfill. I will not take constructive criticism. Thanks for attending my ted talk. Based on further extensive research I would like to present an update, the ten femme lesbian fashion criteria: 1. Wildly incongruent footwear. 2. What’s colour coordination? 3. Business casual. 4. Layers, again. 5. There are only two legwear options. Skirts or skinny jeans. 6. Jewellery that hasn’t been swapped out in like 6 months. 7. Aspects of men’s fashion, but done way better. 8. Reminiscent of either a librarian, vampire, fairy queen, scheming royal court lady and/or rich lady whose husband just died after taking out a hefty life insurance plan and whose lady lover moved into her house shortly after his disappearance. 9. At least one oversized component. 10. Completely out of season. Femme outfits are once again ranked by percentage based on how many of these they fulfill. If anybody tries to use this for straight girl fashion they will be crushed to death beneath a mound of jean jackets. Thank you for attending my talk of Teds.

shmidny: Country roads Take me home To the place I belooong~ WEST VIRGINIA

the-ghost-of-mr-dolphin: Honestly fuck all this “i hate Valentine’s Day because I’m single” shit. Love is not just romantic. People love in so many different ways it is almost imposible for you not to have someone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with. Bake some cookies with your best friend because you love each other. Watch some cheesy romance movies with your siblings because you love each other.  Give your mom (or mother figure) a home made card because you love each other. Have a dance party to all your favorite love songs because you love yourself. Play with your dog, volunteer for a good cause, call a relative, do something nice for a stranger. There are so many ways you can celebrate love on Valentine’s Day without a significant other. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. 

muddygoblins: im not even a full grown goblin…. im just a little …gobling…. trying to eat some garliced bread…..

acheesecakewrites: sir that’s my emotional support found family trope

goth-aunt: medranochav: bananapeppers: marxism-leninism-memeism: “Ovia is pitching a paid version of its app to insurers and large employers who want a heads-up on how many of their members or employees want to conceive.” please kill silicon valley article it’s time to go back to paper and pen folks Christ